Tweets Of Fame

Here are some of Riley’s most hilarious, random, and inspiring tweets since he joined Twitter on April 14, 2009.

10/18/13 @tchanya14 thanks. it was a little awkward going through customs with that job title:)“

8/30/13 @creationmgmt PS. I love you

8/30/13 Miracles do happen. My mother is on twitter. Guess ill have to watch my tongue. Y’all welcome the best mom ever, Roxanne.

8/26/13 My mom just called and told me that she was busy and she would call me in 15 minutes…. #moms

8/15/13 Filming a Christmas movie in the smack middle of a southern summer tends to get sweaty. But honestly, I’m just fine with it:)

7/24/13 Weight Watchers commercials make me want sweets… They should re think that.

6/25/13 It’s that perfect kind of overcast morning that a good coffee and a Miles Davis record lends itself to.

1/7/11 – @MitchWestphal you ready for bromance tunes? Ha! Let’s watch football before we go just so we feel manly before Rocco Deluca! Lol

12/31/10 – I have so much respect for amos and every fellow artist who follows their own path in life. Leaving a stamp on this world. With their heart

12/23/10 – My sister is having a neighborhood party tonight. So I’m gonna make my German gluhwein! Don’t think they’ve had it in Iowa.

12/20/10 – Just landed in Iowa. It’s so cold it takes your breath away. Guess I’ve gone soft in California ..

12/17/10On my way to a ugly xmas party! Tryin to win it this year with my junior boy camo elk PJ’s, and a santa hat with a beer holder attached!

12/15/10Dear bed, I’m sorry I left you for such a crappy LA day.. Please take me back and I promise to get in ya;)

12/12/10I think I ended up in a swimming pool without the pj’s by the end.. Can’t remember for sure ; )

12/12/10My head hurts.. Too much fun at Christmas parties! And a black mail pic of me in kids pj’s to prove it.

12/11/10I feel like a kid again at Christmas!

12/11/10Nothing like Xmas parties in 80 degrees… Holly wierd!

12/4/10
One year ago today I quit smoking! Forever! It’s the best thing I could have done! If I can do it, so can you

11/16/10
I’m a huge Christmas dork. Which means I’m super excited to see stores with Xmas stuff up already

10/20/10
This may be the wine talking, but everytime I see someone tell me they dig my music Im humbled and Have a BIG SMILE:).

10/20/10
Hump day is here! …. Get your minds out of the gutter;)

10/16/10
I’m throwing on a silver suit, boat shoes and some black ray bans! With a skinny tie! I LOVE the 80’s!

10/6/10
I just accidently put cream cheese on a pancake. It was a beautiful mistake! I highly recommend trying it!

8/17/10
Mmm bop is on in this store.. I feel 16 again.. It is catchy! Lol

8/13/10
I just saw a guy at the coffee shop in the mid of the day reading a book ” how to only work 4 hours a week”.Think he’s off to a good start!

8/12/10
I’m alone tonight and it feels good! In LA your always around someone. Sometimes ya just need to be with you..

8/8/10
Sunday with scripts, the couch and NFL.. In no particular order…

8/3/10
Here’s a good rule to live by.. Don’t go grociery shopping on an empty stomach… You’ll buy EVERYTHING! I just did..

8/3/10
I saw 2 little boys at the deli laughing at the 3 stooges on tv. It’s so cool that that kind of comedy surpasses that many generations!

7/31/10
just found out that my movie “make it happen” has a different name in Italy after a group of Italians on the subway started screaming it..

7/10/10
After my workout this Mornin the bell hop of hotel asked if my workout was good… I figure if they were good it would be called “fun out”

6/24/10
Great set at hotel cafe last night! 3 hours of sleep and a 7 am call time = a rough morning!

6/18/10
Like every guy when he first gets to work, I go directly to the make up chair.. Wait, most guys dont?? Oh Sh$t! =)

6/17/10
Cruising 30 miles out of LA to set, blasting my 80’s country mix tape. Almost feels like home! ” give me a, give me a red neck girl”!

6/16/10
“I’ll be watching u” is playing at lunch and for the first time in realizing that it’s kind of a creepy song..

6/15/10
I’m hard at work but hardly workin… You figure that one out!;)

6/11/10
“I before E” bla bla.. how am I suppose to spell correctly when I’m drunk?! Come on!! Plus I was horrible in school. That’s why I act..

5/30/10
My liver is begging for this weekend to be over! Just two more days lil buddy!!

5/21/10
If you can enjoy the little victories in life it will keep the bigger ones close to your reach..

4/8/10
The security line at airports smell like old skating rinks! They need to do away with the ” take your shoes off” rule!

4/3/10
I love when u bust in on someone just checking themselves out in a mirror.. Then they stop real fast.. Dude, keep lookin! It’s cool!

3/18/10
@MissKajlich green beer gives ya a green tongue and a bad headache in the morning.. But it’s still better than yellow snow!

2/14/10Happy heart day by the way;)…. This is going to be a great man night of bball to keep my mind off the fact that I don’t have a valentine.

2/9/10
Just got 10th row tics to the NBA slam dunk contest. As a kid I wanted 2 be in it. This Is as close as a 5’11” kid from Iowa will get;)

1/31/10
Why does everyone at the Grammys where sunglasses???? I think if you haven’t went platinum, take your shades off at night!!

1/14/10
Went to LAX to fly to London. Forgot my passport. Drove home to get it and just got upgraded on the next flight. Being a dummy pays off! ha

12/4/09
If this town is just an apple, let me take a bite…

10/26/09
Last shot of day one.. Because its rainin like mad in dallas, I spent the entire day doing bedroom makeout scenes;)..I can handle that work.

10/23/09
Workin on a horse ranch, eatin barbeque for lunch and wearin boots and a hat… This is livin! I can’t believe I get paid for days like this

10/17/09
My hawkeyes need some second half love!! Come on people, throw out some good vibes!:)

10/4/09
Enjoying a mutual love affair with my couch…. ummmm

9/11/09
There are not many days I will be able to say that I knew exactly what i was doing on this date 8,10,20 years ago.. But this is one of them

9/10/09
“Its a grooler! A grill and a cooler”! Hilarious….

9/1/09
I stayed up all night working on a new song that decided not to come to me until 2am.. But I think it was worth it..

8/29/09
102 degrees in LA and I’ve been shooting in a warehouse dowtown all day with no AC… I smell good;)

8/28/09
Sweet tea flavored vodka. Sweeeeet!

8/26/09
A hangover is like riding a bull. When you get bucked off, you just gotta get back in the saddle. cheers to this delicious corona.

8/25/09
“At the car wash”… Sing it!.. No, really I am here and I gotta say, the restroom smelled like vomit! I’m out..

8/23/09
At the sunset marque, sitting next to a band known as the kings of leon… I wanna geek out sooo bad!!

8/22/09
Looks like I’m not gettin off till 6am.. U know what that means.. A night cap with the sunrise.

8/18/09
Im so new to this twitter stuff, that I just realized that I could see if you guys actually write back! Oh, it is SO ON now!:)

7/19/09
Before I get to work, Ill leave you with one of my favorite jokes. I was going to get my teeth whitened, but decided to get a tan instead.

7/19/09
Just got back from my 4th BDAY party of the weekend. Man, there were a lot of parents gettin it on around the same time back in the day:)

7/15/09
Sitting in the 1st row of a movie hurts your eyes. So I closed em. Next thing i know Ushers wake me up an hour after its over. Sorry Potter.

6/26/09
when u are on vacation, everyday is a friday……..

6/15/09
Unpacking from a great weekend in Santa Barbara. Then Re packing for Anguilla trip tomorrow…. All I really need are swim trunks right? =)

5/24/09
everybody should exit with a rock song playing.

5/15/09
I love fridays without a plan… No expectations.. This night could go ANYWHERE…..

4/25/09
Thought for the day… Why do people make those weird fish faces with their lips when they take pics of themselves on myspace? Weird.

4/16/09
Spantacular!…… Its a mix between spectacular and fantastic. Spread it!

4/14/09
Ok, Ok, Im finally on this damn thing…. bla, bla, bla….